He likes them bare and naked.djewesbury wrote:It was inappropriately dressed (as in salad, not as in Janet Jackson).
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That's choked.AW77 wrote:He chocked on the last oyster. That's why he didn't like it (the loud cough in front of all the other people in the restaurant embarrassed him).
Or maybe chocked. Come to think of it.
He thought its smell unpleasant.
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My husband never ever gets embarrassed about anything ever.AW77 wrote:He chocked on the last oyster. That's why he didn't like it (the loud cough in front of all the other people in the restaurant embarrassed him).
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SCP-DFF wrote:My husband never ever gets embarrassed about anything ever.AW77 wrote:He chocked on the last oyster. That's why he didn't like it (the loud cough in front of all the other people in the restaurant embarrassed him).
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Closest yet. But why?djewesbury wrote:He thought its smell unpleasant.
There was also one answer that had potential, but, sorry, just wrong.
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Come on someone, I have a guess.
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He thought it smelled of soap from the oyster man counter thingy.
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Talisker 18 YO, with a small splash of water?
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It was pregnant.
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Warre LBV 2002. Just to try one.jdaw1 wrote:Talisker 18 YO, with a small splash of water?
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Crasto DOC with steaks (sauce à la Graham 70 crust)LGTrotter wrote:Warre LBV 2002. Just to try one.jdaw1 wrote:Talisker 18 YO, with a small splash of water?
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Do they get pregnant?djewesbury wrote:It was pregnant.
A woman came and sat next to him at the bar next smelling strongly of perfume. And talking about her failed relationships.
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No soap.LGTrotter wrote:He thought it smelled of soap from the oyster man counter thingy.
I thought they were bisexual.djewesbury wrote:It was pregnant.
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It was an oyster shed. We were the only customers. And I don’t wear perfume.LGTrotter wrote:A woman came and sat next to him at the bar next smelling strongly of perfume. And talking about her failed relationships.
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Some other being had secreted itself into the oyster's shell and, well, gone orf.
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Good guess, but nope.
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You think everything's bisexual.SCP-DFF wrote:I thought they were bisexual.
This Warre is corked, shame there is a good port underneath struggling to get out.
The ice upon which the oyster stood was tainted?
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All the oysters were fresh from the sea, naked, dressed identically. The small ones were delicious. Why? What is it about the small oysters?
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Oh, and the one he didn't like would be great to be used as a nice soap dish.
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Fresh from the sea. No ice.
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I should be able to guess this now but I am just not familiar enough with the little beggars. Where's D Rockerfeller Jewesbury when you need him?
Being 'artistic' I shouldn't wonder.
Being 'artistic' I shouldn't wonder.
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Bisexual does not mean hermaphrodite. Was it male?
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Too big and smelly I understand, but more seems to be needed.djewesbury wrote:Bisexual does not mean hermaphrodite. Was it male?
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No. They are hermaphrodites. Please excuse the previous silly playfulness. It (the bisexual part) was in an article I recently saw about oysters. I'll have to look that up again. In the meantime, no, it wasn't male.
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The oyster had an observable quality which made it predictably less sweet. What is that quality? Mr Somerset is getting very warm!