One quiz at a time

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 23:53 Wed 04 Dec 2013

djewesbury wrote:It was inappropriately dressed (as in salad, not as in Janet Jackson).

He likes them bare and naked.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 23:54 Wed 04 Dec 2013

AW77 wrote:He chocked on the last oyster. That's why he didn't like it (the loud cough in front of all the other people in the restaurant embarrassed him).

That's choked.
Or maybe chocked. Come to think of it.
He thought its smell unpleasant.

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 23:54 Wed 04 Dec 2013

AW77 wrote:He chocked on the last oyster. That's why he didn't like it (the loud cough in front of all the other people in the restaurant embarrassed him).

My husband never ever gets embarrassed about anything ever.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 23:55 Wed 04 Dec 2013

SCP-DFF wrote:
AW77 wrote:He chocked on the last oyster. That's why he didn't like it (the loud cough in front of all the other people in the restaurant embarrassed him).
My husband never ever gets embarrassed about anything ever.

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 23:57 Wed 04 Dec 2013

djewesbury wrote:He thought its smell unpleasant.

Closest yet. But why?

There was also one answer that had potential, but, sorry, just wrong.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 00:00 Thu 05 Dec 2013

Come on someone, I have a guess.

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:02 Thu 05 Dec 2013

He thought it smelled of soap from the oyster man counter thingy.

Post by **jdaw1** » 00:03 Thu 05 Dec 2013

Talisker 18 YO, with a small splash of water?

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 00:03 Thu 05 Dec 2013

It was pregnant.

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:04 Thu 05 Dec 2013

jdaw1 wrote:Talisker 18 YO, with a small splash of water?

Warre LBV 2002. Just to try one.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 00:05 Thu 05 Dec 2013

LGTrotter wrote:
jdaw1 wrote:Talisker 18 YO, with a small splash of water?
Warre LBV 2002. Just to try one.

Crasto DOC with steaks (sauce Ã la Graham 70 crust)

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:06 Thu 05 Dec 2013

djewesbury wrote:It was pregnant.

Do they get pregnant?

A woman came and sat next to him at the bar next smelling strongly of perfume. And talking about her failed relationships.

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 00:07 Thu 05 Dec 2013

LGTrotter wrote:He thought it smelled of soap from the oyster man counter thingy.

No soap.

djewesbury wrote:It was pregnant.

I thought they were bisexual.

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 00:08 Thu 05 Dec 2013

LGTrotter wrote:A woman came and sat next to him at the bar next smelling strongly of perfume. And talking about her failed relationships.

It was an oyster shed. We were the only customers. And I don’t wear perfume.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 00:11 Thu 05 Dec 2013

Some other being had secreted itself into the oyster's shell and, well, gone orf.

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 00:15 Thu 05 Dec 2013

Good guess, but nope.

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:15 Thu 05 Dec 2013

SCP-DFF wrote:I thought they were bisexual.

You think everything's bisexual.

This Warre is corked, shame there is a good port underneath struggling to get out.

The ice upon which the oyster stood was tainted?

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 00:17 Thu 05 Dec 2013

All the oysters were fresh from the sea, naked, dressed identically. The small ones were delicious. Why? What is it about the small oysters?

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 00:18 Thu 05 Dec 2013

Oh, and the one he didn't like would be great to be used as a nice soap dish.

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 00:19 Thu 05 Dec 2013

Fresh from the sea. No ice.

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:21 Thu 05 Dec 2013

I should be able to guess this now but I am just not familiar enough with the little beggars. Where's D Rockerfeller Jewesbury when you need him?

Being 'artistic' I shouldn't wonder.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 00:28 Thu 05 Dec 2013

Bisexual does not mean hermaphrodite. Was it male?

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:31 Thu 05 Dec 2013

djewesbury wrote:Bisexual does not mean hermaphrodite. Was it male?

Too big and smelly I understand, but more seems to be needed.

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 00:33 Thu 05 Dec 2013

No. They are hermaphrodites. Please excuse the previous silly playfulness. It (the bisexual part) was in an article I recently saw about oysters. I'll have to look that up again. In the meantime, no, it wasn't male.

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 00:36 Thu 05 Dec 2013

The oyster had an observable quality which made it predictably less sweet. What is that quality? Mr Somerset is getting very warm!

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