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Naming competition

Posted: 23:14 Tue 25 Nov 2014
by jdaw1
This thread is a naming competition. Various Port shippers have decided to bottle old casks, give them a fancy name, and sell them at a fancy price.

The competition is to suggest a fancy name.

If that name is then used by a shipper, that shipper is morally obliged to give a bottle of the lovely juice to the person who named it.

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 23:15 Tue 25 Nov 2014
by jdaw1
I’ll go first: Forgotten Forgiven. It was an old cask, left so long that the shipper had, in effect forgotten about it. But the cask itself has forgiven this administrative oversight.

In an oblique font (not italics) to suggest a moving forward past this ancient failure to remember.

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 23:17 Tue 25 Nov 2014
by DRT
I claim "Old Douro".

I refuse to enter the competition to attach a marketing message.

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 23:24 Tue 25 Nov 2014
by flash_uk
Brown sticky stuff

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 09:25 Fri 28 Nov 2014
by mosesbotbol
Forgotten Olde Pipe

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 13:12 Mon 01 Dec 2014
by Alex Bridgeman
Great Gramps' pop

or

Not Another One!

or

The Novelty's Worn Off

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 14:26 Mon 01 Dec 2014
by djewesbury
How about "I can't believe it's not dearer" ?

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 17:43 Mon 01 Dec 2014
by DaveRL
Rich Old Dowager

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 17:48 Mon 01 Dec 2014
by DaveRL
War(re)ts 'n All

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 19:19 Mon 01 Dec 2014
by djewesbury
How about 'Unrealistic Investment'?

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 20:42 Mon 01 Dec 2014
by jdaw1
Ancient <Name of shipper>
or
<Name of shipper>’s Ancient

E.g., Ancient Warre, or Warre’s Ancient.

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 21:57 Mon 01 Dec 2014
by AW77
The Bling Bling Juice.

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 22:26 Mon 01 Dec 2014
by PhilW
Old Amber; possibly released as a BOB: "Fine + Rare Old Amber"

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 22:48 Mon 01 Dec 2014
by Alex Bridgeman
Rare old 1863 port, matured in wood

substitute whatever vintage is required.

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 22:56 Mon 01 Dec 2014
by DRT
Cockburn's Roseola.

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 11:36 Tue 02 Dec 2014
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:Cockburn's Roseola.
?
Explain!

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 14:27 Tue 02 Dec 2014
by JWEW
For oligarchs only

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 14:30 Tue 02 Dec 2014
by djewesbury
Or 'oligarchum'?
Or 'plutocrat'?
I'm getting carried away. I'm a little feverish.

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 16:21 Tue 02 Dec 2014
by jdaw1
Directors’ Ultra Reserve

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 16:21 Tue 02 Dec 2014
by jdaw1
Acquisition

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 16:22 Tue 02 Dec 2014
by djewesbury
jdaw1 wrote:Acquisition
The winner!

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 17:16 Tue 02 Dec 2014
by uncle tom
'Don't radio carbon date me'

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 17:30 Tue 02 Dec 2014
by jdaw1
It is not for us to choose a winner, but many of the suggested names have amused me.

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 18:13 Tue 02 Dec 2014
by Glenn E.
Ancient YAP

(Yet Another Purchase)

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 18:17 Tue 02 Dec 2014
by Glenn E.
SEL 1863

(Someone Else's Legacy)

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 18:23 Tue 02 Dec 2014
by djewesbury
Fund Manager's Gravy

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 19:32 Tue 02 Dec 2014
by PhilW
Rare old bandwagon

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 20:50 Tue 02 Dec 2014
by idj123
For your eyes only

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 22:03 Tue 02 Dec 2014
by DRT
Casa do Douro 1873

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 11:30 Wed 03 Dec 2014
by griff
Yes, it is rather nice, but where is the red stuff?

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 11:54 Wed 03 Dec 2014
by djewesbury
A cask that was made by farmers João and António 134 years ago, which at the time we said wasn't good enough to command full price, but which we've had in our lodge all these years and which is now marketed as being made by us. And commands full price.

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 18:15 Wed 03 Dec 2014
by DaveRL
djewesbury wrote:A cask that was made by farmers João and António 134 years ago, which at the time we said wasn't good enough to command full price, but which we've had in our lodge all these years and which is now marketed as being made by us. And commands full price.
Or. Which we bought as part of the recent takeover and our marketing department thinks we can flog value added using our brand.

Re: Naming competition

Posted: 21:24 Wed 03 Dec 2014
by AW77
The "Our Tawny is older than your Tawny" Colheita