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By the by , Alan et Derek , what is the F-plan

The F-Plan is the shorthand name for

"The Port Forum Offline Number 2 - A Fonseca Vertical from 1920 to 2000 to be held at Conky's House, St Helens, Merseyside, England, United Kingdom on 1 September 2007. Planned start time 18:00"

F-Plan is just easier to remember

Derek

My next question is , how many vowels in the F-plan ?

There are 2 vowels in The F-Plan

Why did Luc ask such an abstract question, about vowels?

Thats a better question?

but how many non-vowels and non-constants are there?

What substances did you take to get on Luc's level? And are they legal?

Only while taken during my offical duties, and while carring a gun....So do you feel lucky punk!

ADV wrote:but how many non-vowels and non-constants are there?

1

Derek, you obviously arn't drinking enough tonight but good answer and correct....now open another bottle and start drinking

I hope I'm not ruining the importance of this thread, but I got half a case of Otima 10yr old deliverded today and after a bottle of cheap Chard, I'm halfway through the 1st bottle of Tawny. Happy days. Dont expect too much High Brow stuff!

I am in a hotel that does not sell port

My tad of sympathy, is counter-balanced, by the thought you could have brought your own, and your funnel...Oops! I forgot. Honest Guv...

I think I may have to go ot and buy a bottle tomorrow so that I don't have to suffer this pain for another night

Could I be of any use???

Maybe I could drive for 4 hours, turn up, order food, and fall asleep, while you scoff the lot?

Alan

Conky wrote:What substances did you take to get on Luc's level? And are they legal?

Don't you know anything !!
A Portonian never , I repeat , never gets on a level . . .
He moves to a higher plateau , upon which a new form of consciousness is bestowed . . .