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Just to let you now, this is my choice of weapon at the Club and local Pub...



And can I say without fear of contradiction, its murder trying getting a gallon of it up the stairs last thing at night when your trying to be quiet!

Alan

Conky wrote:its murder trying getting a gallon of it up the stairs last thing at night when your trying to be quiet!

Alan

Alan, build a downstairs loo so that you can leave most of it behind before you climb the stairs

Derek

Wimpy drink...Long Island Ice Tea for me.

equal parts of
Vodka
gin
Tequilla
rum
a little sweet and sour mix
a spash of coke
mix with ice in a pint glass

a couple of those and I'm feeling really good

Andy,

Do you have an umberella, cherry and mixing stick in that?

I'll try asking for that next time I'm in my local spit and sawdust Pub. Where the locals have flat faces and IQ's hover around room temperature.

Alan

Smiths was always too smooth for me — perhaps too Northern in its style. I like more bitter and more grip.

A gallon? The most beer I have ever seen a man drink before debladdering is twelve pints, on the Monopoly pub crawl. He admitted that it was a “long slash†.

When it is from a Yorkshire pub and pulled from a barrel John Smiths is very good. When it has been frozen and dispensed using an ice-cream pump it is nearly tasteless.

A Gallon is EIGHT Pints isn't it? Two Gallons would be hard, but eight could be just a long lunch, not the full hit on a night out.
I try to be good to Deborah...I never go home!