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Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 17:12 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:A telescope?
No. I want a few more guesses before I give a clue.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 17:25 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by DRT
djewesbury wrote:I want a few more guesses before I give a clue.
I want a few more guessers so that you will give us a clue.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 17:30 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:
djewesbury wrote:I want a few more guesses before I give a clue.
I want a few more guessers so that you will give us a clue.
Owen must have been resnaffled.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 18:14 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by PhilW
A bottle of Noval Nacional?

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 18:16 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
PhilW wrote:A bottle of Noval Nacional?
Not port, not alcohol of any kind.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 18:19 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
A clue. I need to make sure it meets a legal specification, because of where I live.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 18:22 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by PhilW
A camera?

Edit: not my turn, and doesn't match the clue I've just seen, either.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 18:29 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by jdaw1
A replica firearm, for use in a play or the like?

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 19:10 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by DRT
A real firearm?

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 19:30 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by SCP-DFF
You guys must know something about Daniel that I clearly don't. A firearm? That sounds a bit random.

I guess a piano.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 19:35 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
jdaw1 wrote:A replica firearm, for use in a play or the like?
No.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 19:39 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:A real firearm?
Not even.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 19:40 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
SCP-DFF wrote:You guys must know something about Daniel that I clearly don't. A firearm? That sounds a bit random.

I guess a piano.
Not a piano; though one of them might come in handy in extremis.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 19:41 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
I got a quote during the week for something that will cost just above £5000. This is connected to the quote.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 20:02 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by PhilW
Explosives/fireworks/pyros?

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 20:04 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
PhilW wrote:Explosives/fireworks/pyros?
I hope not.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 20:14 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by DRT
Is the "because of where I live" connected to the popularly acknowledged violent history of Belfast or is it to do with the general geographic location or situation of your house?

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 20:15 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by PhilW
A horse?

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 20:16 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:Is the "because of where I live" connected to the popularly acknowledged violent history of Belfast or is it to do with the general geographic location or situation of your house?
It is a more general stipulation.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 20:16 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
PhilW wrote:A horse?
No. I already said it's not a means of transport.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 20:19 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by DRT
Do you live in an area with special/unusual planning restrictions on what you can and cannot do to your home?

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 20:24 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:Do you live in an area with special/unusual planning restrictions on what you can and cannot do to your home?
These restrictions probably apply to about â…˜ of the UK population.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 20:39 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by jdaw1
Summary:
djewesbury wrote:I made two phone calls earlier today and then did a little light web browsing, looking for an item that I need to buy. It is not a Christmas present. What is it?

It is likely to cost more than £500.
djewesbury wrote:It's not a means of transport. It needs to be very stable.
djewesbury wrote:Not port, not alcohol of any kind.
djewesbury wrote:A clue. I need to make sure it meets a legal specification, because of where I live.
djewesbury wrote:I got a quote during the week for something that will cost just above £5000. This is connected to the quote.
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:Is the "because of where I live" connected to the popularly acknowledged violent history of Belfast or is it to do with the general geographic location or situation of your house?
It is a more general stipulation.
Is it connected to a performance of some kind?

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 20:46 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
jdaw1 wrote:Is it connected to a performance of some kind?
It is for private enjoyment.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 20:57 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by jdaw1
Summary:
djewesbury wrote:I made two phone calls earlier today and then did a little light web browsing, looking for an item that I need to buy. It is not a Christmas present. What is it?

It is likely to cost more than £500.
djewesbury wrote:It's not a means of transport. It needs to be very stable.
djewesbury wrote:Not port, not alcohol of any kind.
djewesbury wrote:A clue. I need to make sure it meets a legal specification, because of where I live.
djewesbury wrote:I got a quote during the week for something that will cost just above £5000. This is connected to the quote.
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:Is the "because of where I live" connected to the popularly acknowledged violent history of Belfast or is it to do with the general geographic location or situation of your house?
It is a more general stipulation.
djewesbury wrote:It is for private enjoyment.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 21:14 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by DRT
A hot tub for the back garden?

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 21:18 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:A hot tub for the back garden?
No. Good idea though.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 21:19 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:A hot tub for the back garden?
Why would 80% of the UK population have to meet government regulations for one of those?

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 21:20 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by DRT
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:A hot tub for the back garden?
Why would 80% of the UK population have to meet government regulations for one of those?
Because you can't bathe naked in your front garden?

Or, more seriously, because you night want to house it in a permanent construction on your property that required planning permission.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 21:22 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:A hot tub for the back garden?
Why would 80% of the UK population have to meet government regulations for one of those?
Because you can't bathe naked in your front garden?
So who are the 20% that are allowed to..?

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 21:22 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by DRT
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:A hot tub for the back garden?
Why would 80% of the UK population have to meet government regulations for one of those?
Because you can't bathe naked in your front garden?
So who are the 20% that are allowed to..?
The Welsh.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 21:26 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:A hot tub for the back garden?
Why would 80% of the UK population have to meet government regulations for one of those?
Because you can't bathe naked in your front garden?
So who are the 20% that are allowed to..?
The Welsh.
Ugh. *shudder*

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 21:41 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by DRT
You have not confirmed whether or not it is a hot tub.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 21:52 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:A hot tub for the back garden?
No. Good idea though.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 22:09 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by DRT
djewesbury wrote:
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:A hot tub for the back garden?
No. Good idea though.
Sorry, missed that. Not my turn.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 23:04 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
Derek guessed a telescope. The thing I'm buying would be a good thing to have if you were staying up stargazing.

Derek also guessed a wine fridge. A wine fridge would be a good thing to have if you had one of the things that I'm buying.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 23:25 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by PhilW
Depleted uranium, ultra-dense high-stability hi-fi turntable stand?

One quiz at a time

Posted: 23:27 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
PhilW wrote:Depleted uranium, ultra-dense high-stability hi-fi turntable stand?
Remember we have penalties for non-serious guesses: careful, you could find yourself asking the next question!

EDIT: 'Frivolous' was the word I was trying to think of.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 23:30 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by DRT
A conservatory?

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 23:31 Sat 14 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:A conservatory?
You are - possibly - getting warmer.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 00:15 Sun 15 Dec 2013
by DRT
Tap, tap, tap!

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 00:26 Sun 15 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
Where is everyone..?

Dum de dum...

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 00:27 Sun 15 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
Where is everyone..?

Dum de dum...

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 01:17 Sun 15 Dec 2013
by DRT
Owen came and went quicker than a middle-order batsman. I suspect Mrs Trotter (don't know the real name) has curtailed his involvement in manly pursuits and has confined him to the shed.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 01:20 Sun 15 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:Owen came and went quicker than a middle-order batsman. I suspect Mrs Trotter (don't know the real name) has curtailed his involvement in manly pursuits and has confined him to the shed.
I was thinking the same. It was telling that all his messages came in such a flurry. Probably while he sat on the loo with his laptop.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 01:22 Sun 15 Dec 2013
by DRT
djewesbury wrote:It was telling that all his messages came in such a flurry. Probably while he sat on the loo with his laptop.
I really didn't need that image. But I suppose it is better than imagining him dislocating his elbows in the shed :?

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 01:24 Sun 15 Dec 2013
by DRT
Are we on Dr Who?

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 01:25 Sun 15 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:Are we on Dr Who?
resolved!

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 01:26 Sun 15 Dec 2013
by DRT
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:Are we on Dr Who?
resolved!
This Talisker is better than expected.

Re: One quiz at a time

Posted: 01:27 Sun 15 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
Tapatalk is misbehaving.
I think he sneaks into the bathroom with his laptop because it's a place where he can get online undetected. Once the door's closed the loo is the only place to sit. He doesn't actually use it. But he does flush. In case anyone's listening.