One quiz at a time

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 21:01 Fri 06 Dec 2013

It has to do with what I did for a living.

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 21:06 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Making cocktails?

As in; 'You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you'.

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 21:11 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Nope.

Ok. For those of you who don't really know me, aside from being Julian's super-duper wife 24/7, and of course mother of 3 crazy cute children, I'm also a chiropractor.

What I couldn't imagine having had to do with something caused by an injury, probably sports, and it would also cause an extreme amount of pain.

Post by **jdaw1** » 21:17 Fri 06 Dec 2013

SCP-DFF wrote:Julian's super-duper wife

Hence any other wives that I might happen to have are not ‟super-duper”.

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 21:25 Fri 06 Dec 2013

jdaw1 wrote:
SCP-DFF wrote:Julian's super-duper wife
Hence any other wives that I might happen to have are not ‟super-duper”.

Well, of course not.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 21:38 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Wife no. 1.
You can't imagine having lower back pain?

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 21:45 Fri 06 Dec 2013

No. It's a little more cringe-worthy than that.

Post by **PhilW** » 21:48 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Shooting yourself in the foot?

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 22:09 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Nope. Not as bloody. Move up higher on the body.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 22:10 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Prolapsing

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 22:21 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Prolapse, of what though? It's not really a prolapse. But closer.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 22:23 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Someone say disc.

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 22:25 Fri 06 Dec 2013

It doesn't have to do with the spine.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 22:26 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Someone don't say disc.

Glenn E. · Post by **Glenn E.** » 22:42 Fri 06 Dec 2013

set a dislocated limb?

(I know nothing, or very close to nothing, about chiropractors)

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 22:54 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Glenn, you're the closest. Which limb? What joint?

Glenn E. · Post by **Glenn E.** » 22:56 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Not my turn.

*glares at Daniel*

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 22:57 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Having to repair a broken elbow?

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 23:02 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Ok. Glenn said the correct injury, and Daniel named the correct body part, but I wasn't talking about having to fix one. That's not exactly how I said it.

So, who's next?

Glenn E. · Post by **Glenn E.** » 23:03 Fri 06 Dec 2013

It's about to be the weekend, during which I'm not online often. Therefore, best to be Daniel's turn.

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 23:08 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Go on Daniel. Let's hear it.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 23:10 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Glenn E. wrote:It's about to be the weekend, during which I'm not online often. Therefore, best to be Daniel's turn.

I have a fraternal visit this weekend and may also not be online as much as usual. Although part of my mission includes getting my brother drinking some port (see F85 above).
I propose a momentary hiatus while I muster my regiments.

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 23:19 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Julian's laughing. I'm going to bed. Good night gentlemen.

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 23:22 Fri 06 Dec 2013

SCP-DFF wrote: Julian's laughing. I'm going to bed. Good night gentlemen.

And I missed it all. Tough crowd tonight I thought.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 23:51 Fri 06 Dec 2013

Night night.

Post by **jdaw1** » 00:05 Sat 07 Dec 2013

SCP-DFF wrote: Julian's laughing. I'm going to bed. Good night gentlemen.

Mrs W. was puzzled that you were so close and not getting it. When I explained that they were just tormenting the Question Mistress, she asked ‟Why would they do that?”

Post by **DRT** » 00:06 Sat 07 Dec 2013

jdaw1 wrote:
SCP-DFF wrote: Julian's laughing. I'm going to bed. Good night gentlemen.
Mrs W. was puzzled that you were so close and not getting it. When I explained that they were just tormenting the Question Mistress, she asked ‟Why would they do that?”

Another example of why women generally don't do well in comedy.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 00:08 Sat 07 Dec 2013

jdaw1 wrote:
SCP-DFF wrote: Julian's laughing. I'm going to bed. Good night gentlemen.
Mrs W. was puzzled that you were so close and not getting it. When I explained that they were just tormenting the Question Mistress, she asked ‟Why would they do that?”

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:11 Sat 07 Dec 2013

DRT wrote:
jdaw1 wrote:
SCP-DFF wrote: Julian's laughing. I'm going to bed. Good night gentlemen.
Mrs W. was puzzled that you were so close and not getting it. When I explained that they were just tormenting the Question Mistress, she asked ‟Why would they do that?”
Another example of why women generally don't do well in comedy.

Tish and piffle.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 00:17 Sat 07 Dec 2013

Owen maybe you can tie up the loose ends that seem to remain in this question. What happened to this elbow, in Mrs W's imagination?

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:20 Sat 07 Dec 2013

djewesbury wrote:Owen maybe you can tie up the loose ends that seem to remain in this question. What happened to this elbow, in Mrs W's imagination?

I have devised a possibility, but modesty forbids.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 01:18 Sat 07 Dec 2013

Tennis elbow!

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 01:27 Sat 07 Dec 2013

djewesbury wrote:Tennis elbow!

Nothing so prosaic.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 11:31 Sat 07 Dec 2013

LGTrotter wrote:
djewesbury wrote:Tennis elbow!
Nothing so prosaic.

Well it's your turn now so fire away.

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 12:13 Sat 07 Dec 2013

djewesbury wrote:
LGTrotter wrote:
djewesbury wrote:Tennis elbow!
Nothing so prosaic.
Well it's your turn now so fire away.

Could you just hold this a moment Daniel, I'll be back in five?

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 12:23 Sat 07 Dec 2013

LGTrotter wrote:
djewesbury wrote:
LGTrotter wrote:
djewesbury wrote:Tennis elbow!
Nothing so prosaic.
Well it's your turn now so fire away.
Could you just hold this a moment Daniel, I'll be back in five?

You are disgusting.

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 12:36 Sat 07 Dec 2013

djewesbury wrote:
LGTrotter wrote:
djewesbury wrote:
LGTrotter wrote:
djewesbury wrote:Tennis elbow!
Nothing so prosaic.
Well it's your turn now so fire away.
Could you just hold this a moment Daniel, I'll be back in five?
You are disgusting.

Which is of course the right answer. Back to you.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 15:45 Sat 07 Dec 2013

I'm confused as to whether we actually answered Mrs W's question. And as for Owen's smutty asides! oh well, let the archivists sort it out in 50 years.

Easy question.

While in London recently I saw a painting containing the oldest registered trademark. Where was I?

Post by **DRT** » 15:49 Sat 07 Dec 2013

The Museum of London?

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 15:51 Sat 07 Dec 2013

Ah-rhem! Um, excuse me gentlemen, but I haven't received a satisfactory answer yet! You're all so close. But no one has answered the question accurately. The body part was correctly mentioned, and the problem with that body part was also mentioned, but separately from two different people. That's not good enough for me.

"I can't imagine having a..."

Post by **DRT** » 15:55 Sat 07 Dec 2013

"I can't imagine having a dislocated elbow"?

Please Miss, do I have to show my workings?

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 16:01 Sat 07 Dec 2013

Derek, you're perfect. Thank you.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 16:02 Sat 07 Dec 2013

SCP-DFF wrote:Derek, you're perfect. Thank you.

He is isn't he. Not my question then.

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 16:05 Sat 07 Dec 2013

SCP-DFF wrote:Derek, you're perfect. Thank you.

A terrible swot and a weasely teachers pet. IMHO.

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 16:05 Sat 07 Dec 2013

Phew. Just in time before boarding the plane. We're stuck in your land, DRT. BBC says there's air traffic control issues all over the UK. So, we're stuck. Killing time here. Then, one we board, won't be in the game for a while.

SCP-DFF · Post by **SCP-DFF** » 16:07 Sat 07 Dec 2013

LGTrotter wrote:
SCP-DFF wrote:Derek, you're perfect. Thank you.
A terrible swot and a weasely teachers pet. IMHO.

Yup, I like Derek. He's alright, that dude.

Post by **DRT** » 16:53 Sat 07 Dec 2013

Yesterday I did something for four hours that I have not done before. Doing it cost me £100 and avoided a cost of £100.

What was I doing?

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 17:09 Sat 07 Dec 2013

DRT wrote:Yesterday I did something for four hours that I have not done before. Doing it cost me £100 and avoided a cost of £100.

What was I doing?

You did some form of yoga.

Post by **DRT** » 17:27 Sat 07 Dec 2013

djewesbury wrote:You did some form of yoga.

No. Not that exciting.

AW77 · Post by **AW77** » 17:41 Sat 07 Dec 2013

You rented a delivery van and moved things yourself from one place to another. The van cost you 100 Pounds, but using a remover would have cost you 200 Pounds.