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- 23:44 Thu 04 Jun 2026
- Forum: Port Conversations
- Topic: Heating Port Tongs
- Replies: 22
- Views: 730
- 20:39 Thu 04 Jun 2026
- Forum: Port Conversations
- Topic: Heating Port Tongs
- Replies: 22
- Views: 730
Re: Heating Port Tongs
I used to have three sets of tongs, but now there seem to be only two. Maybe one was given away.




- 21:04 Wed 03 Jun 2026
- Forum: Port Conversations
- Topic: Heating Port Tongs
- Replies: 22
- Views: 730
Re: Heating Port Tongs
Modern firelighters, e.g. e.g., seem — this new learning amazes me — to be made of wood and wool and no chemicals.
- 20:59 Wed 03 Jun 2026
- Forum: Port Conversations
- Topic: Heating Port Tongs
- Replies: 22
- Views: 730
Re: Heating Port Tongs
So was I. But there is comment on the internets, e.g. HomeFire.co.uk, preferring top-down: “But when you’re setting a fire in your wood-burning stove, a top-down approach is a much better option”.
- 20:17 Wed 03 Jun 2026
- Forum: Port Conversations
- Topic: Heating Port Tongs
- Replies: 22
- Views: 730
Re: Heating Port Tongs
I have two at home — used to have three, don’t know, maybe given to somebody — which I’d be very willing to bring to an event for inspection and perhaps subsequent experimentation. terribly wrong Bowerick Wowbagger? Not a good idea — your cellar too small. Possible destruction of tongs? Risk accepted.
- 21:07 Tue 02 Jun 2026
- Forum: Port Conversations
- Topic: Heating Port Tongs
- Replies: 22
- Views: 730
Re: Heating Port Tongs
@Alex: do you light top-down or bottom-up?
For tong purposes, do lava stones help or hurt?
For tong purposes, do lava stones help or hurt?
- 20:48 Tue 02 Jun 2026
- Forum: Port Conversations
- Topic: Heating Port Tongs
- Replies: 22
- Views: 730
Re: Heating Port Tongs
Do people have opinions about Alex’s Dellonda Outdoor Conical Chiminea, H127cm, Black Steel versus a Harrier Steel Chiminea Large Outdoor Log Burner, for ordinary being-sociable purposes (very mysterious) and tong-heating purposes (very important)?
- 21:45 Wed 27 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: Ramos Pinto Vertical - Tuesday 9 June
- Replies: 100
- Views: 29194
Re: Ramos Pinto Vertical - Tuesday 9 June
Please could somebody check the draft of the placemats.
- 21:59 Tue 26 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: Quinta do Noval Tasting 1 September 2026
- Replies: 32
- Views: 3080
Re: Quinta do Noval Tasting 1 September 2026
Also, I have a cache of 1880 that I have never tried. I assume there is no objection to popping one of those! ► A list of declarations since 1880 was sent in February 2009 by Rute Monteiro of Quinta do Noval. QdN: 1880, 1887, 1924, 1927, 1931, 1934, 1945, 1947, 1950, 1955, 1958, 1960, 1963, 1966, 1...
- 11:01 Mon 25 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: Dow Vertical 2 February 2027
- Replies: 34
- Views: 1291
Re: Dow Vertical (Date TBC)
It seems to be a very long time since we’ve have had a Dow vertical. March 2017, {Dow,Graham,Fonseca,Taylor,Warre} × {1980,1983,1985} ; April 2016, A Double-Vertical of Dow and Graham ; Jan 2013, Dow magnums ; Sept 2010, Dow and Quinta da Senhora da Ribeira at The Crusting Pipe ; April 2002, so pre...
- 10:55 Mon 25 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: Dow Vertical 2 February 2027
- Replies: 34
- Views: 1291
Re: Dow Vertical (Date TBC)
Yes please. I know that I have 1970 .
- 22:35 Sun 24 May 2026
- Forum: Reviews
- Topic: Offline Summary by Shipper
- Replies: 21
- Views: 89579
Re: Offline Summary by Shipper
There is an Ab Fab scene in which Patsy is unavailable on the date of a school play, before being told the date.winesecretary wrote: ↑20:10 Sun 24 May 2026I am not available on the evenings of the Burmester, Feuerheerd or Hooper tastings.
- 17:05 Sun 24 May 2026
- Forum: Reviews
- Topic: Offline Summary by Shipper
- Replies: 21
- Views: 89579
Re: Offline Summary by Shipper
Which shipper(s) have we not tasted but who deserve to be tasted? Awkward word, “deserve”. Well, of the thirty-one shippers that have a chapter in The Book (B, BN, Cá, Ck, Cr, Df, D, Fr, Fd, F, GB, GC, G, Ho, K, Kr, Mk, Mz, Mg, Ni, N, O, QH, RP, RV, RO, S, SW, T, TH, W), nine are not in the first p...
- 22:32 Thu 21 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: Gateway Port - 6th October 2026
- Replies: 34
- Views: 2693
Re: Gateway Port - 6th October 2026?
The author read mathematics at Queens’ College Cambridge. It was there that I first tasted Port—that evening early in October 1987 I didn’t yet have the wit to note which, but from what I later learnt of what the cellar then held, it might have been Taylor 1970. Immediately I knew that Port was the ...
- 22:03 Thu 21 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: Ramos Pinto Vertical - Tuesday 9 June
- Replies: 100
- Views: 29194
Re: Ramos Pinto Vertical - Tuesday 9 June
Please, the JDAW-MPM chateaubriand is, rather than rare, actually blue, and actually in italics (though oblique would be reluctantly acceptable — your browser might do its own thing).
- 18:57 Thu 21 May 2026
- Forum: Reference
- Topic: Port brand abbreviations
- Replies: 447
- Views: 2099260
Re: Port brand abbreviations
Agreed.Alex Bridgeman wrote: ↑07:40 Thu 21 May 2026I agree that for as long as the wines are labelled purely as Quinta do Passadouro, we should continue to use the abbreviation Ps. (And when the label changes to show it's a sub-region of Noval, I really like NPs.)
- 22:05 Wed 20 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: Wine Society 70 bottling tasting
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1297
Re: Wine Society 70 bottling tasting
1970 Wine Society bottlings, the twelve of which I know: Cockburn, Croft, Cálem Foz, Dow, Fonseca, Graham, Martinez, Noval, Sandeman, Smith Woodhouse, Taylor, Warre. Of course, there is an obvious question, to which the answer is: Ck1870, G70; Ck72, N73; N75, RV75; N81; Cr84, FG84, SW84; CM86; D87, ...
- 22:55 Tue 19 May 2026
- Forum: Reference
- Topic: Port brand abbreviations
- Replies: 447
- Views: 2099260
- 22:44 Tue 19 May 2026
- Forum: Reference
- Topic: Port brand abbreviations
- Replies: 447
- Views: 2099260
Re: Port brand abbreviations
I believe that we should be retiring the abbreviation Ps for Quinta do Passadouro now it is owned by and contiguous with the vineyards of Noval. I will politely assume that you mean retiring for post-purchase Vintages, not for historic pre-Noval Vintages (i.e., pre-2019 ). Should this now become NP...
- 18:59 Tue 19 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: WED 17TH June - Bottle wrapped in foil and Quevedo Closure Experience Case
- Replies: 62
- Views: 5513
- 18:45 Tue 19 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: WED 17TH June - Bottle wrapped in foil and Quevedo Closure Experience Case
- Replies: 62
- Views: 5513
Re: WED 17TH June - Bottle wrapped in foil and Quevedo Closure Experience Case
Menu.
Please:
• Davy’s Scotch Egg;
• Davy’s British Beef Burger with bacon and cheese, as rare as possible, + skinny fries, + carrots;
• Welsh rarebit.
Please:
• Davy’s Scotch Egg;
• Davy’s British Beef Burger with bacon and cheese, as rare as possible, + skinny fries, + carrots;
• Welsh rarebit.
- 21:39 Sat 16 May 2026
- Forum: Port Conversations
- Topic: Latest buy
- Replies: 2457
- Views: 6476310
Re: Latest buy
I spy a theme.
- 20:37 Fri 15 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: Ramos Pinto Vertical - Tuesday 9 June
- Replies: 100
- Views: 29194
- 18:38 Fri 15 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: Monday 19th October 2026 - a vertical of old wines
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1253
Re: Monday 19th October 2026 - a vertical of old wines
I will not have eligible bottles, but please allow me a brief hope that it is not impossible.
Ok, that’s done. That little hope has now been extinguished.
Ok, that’s done. That little hope has now been extinguished.
- 18:36 Fri 15 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: WED 17TH June - Bottle wrapped in foil and Quevedo Closure Experience Case
- Replies: 62
- Views: 5513
Re: WED 17TH June - Bottle wrapped in foil and Quevedo Closure Experience Case
Or save him the hassle and expense? Whichever, I am at your service.Alex Bridgeman wrote: ↑07:01 Fri 15 May 2026Oscar is intending for us to use one of his closure packs that he will be sending over to the UK shortly. Could you keep yours in reserve in case anything goes wrong with the sending?
- 18:35 Fri 15 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: Ramos Pinto Vertical - Tuesday 9 June
- Replies: 100
- Views: 29194
Re: Ramos Pinto Vertical - Tuesday 9 June
Pls:
• Soup of the day (if not spicy);
• Chateaubriand, rare (with MPM) + skinny fries;
• Welsh rarebit.
• Soup of the day (if not spicy);
• Chateaubriand, rare (with MPM) + skinny fries;
• Welsh rarebit.
- 18:33 Fri 15 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: Wine Society 70 bottling tasting
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1297
Re: Wine Society 70 bottling tasting
Willing to play; would need to adopt; hence would understand non-eligibility.
Should a WineSoc representative be invited?
Should a WineSoc representative be invited?
- 21:58 Thu 14 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: Gateway Port - 6th October 2026
- Replies: 34
- Views: 2693
Re: Gateway Port - October 2026?
Oh, yes please.
- 21:56 Thu 14 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: WED 17TH June - Bottle wrapped in foil and Quevedo Closure Experience Case
- Replies: 62
- Views: 5513
Re: WED 17TH June - Bottle wrapped in foil and Quevedo Closure Experience Case
I have a set of Quevedo closures that are awaiting drinking — they were to be drunk with AHB earlier in the year, but that complicatedly didn’t happen. I will bring.
- 21:04 Wed 13 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: WED 17TH June - Bottle wrapped in foil and Quevedo Closure Experience Case
- Replies: 62
- Views: 5513
Re: WED 17TH June - Bottle wrapped in foil and Quevedo Closure Experience Case
I can make the Wednesday.
- 21:03 Wed 13 May 2026
- Forum: Port Conversations
- Topic: Quality of 'regular' VPs after the advent of super premium VPs
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1440
Re: Quality of 'regular' VPs after the advent of super premium VPs
I recall this question being asked about Taylor 2000 and TVVV 2000.
- 20:59 Wed 13 May 2026
- Forum: Organising Tastings and Get-togethers
- Topic: Ramos Pinto Vertical - Tuesday 9 June
- Replies: 100
- Views: 29194
Re: Ramos Pinto Vertical - Tuesday 9 June
The draft of the placemats has been updated. But with twenty glasses table space will be tight. Can anybody print to trimmed /A2?
- 20:27 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Quinta do Sibio
- Replies: 2
- Views: 993
1960 Quinta do Sibio
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:26 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Real Compania Velha
- Replies: 2
- Views: 910
1960 Real Compania Velha
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:26 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Justerini and Brooks
- Replies: 3
- Views: 948
1960 Justerini and Brooks
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:25 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Butler Nephew
- Replies: 2
- Views: 917
1960 Butler Nephew
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:25 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Gonzalez Byass
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1058
1960 Gonzalez Byass
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:25 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Calem
- Replies: 2
- Views: 905
1960 Calem
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:25 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Niepoort
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1242
1960 Niepoort
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:24 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Martinez
- Replies: 2
- Views: 935
1960 Martinez
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:24 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Cockburn
- Replies: 2
- Views: 897
1960 Cockburn
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:24 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Dow
- Replies: 2
- Views: 909
1960 Dow
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:24 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Warre
- Replies: 2
- Views: 927
1960 Warre
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:23 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Warre
- Replies: 2
- Views: 897
1960 Warre
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:23 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Graham
- Replies: 2
- Views: 909
1960 Graham
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:23 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Croft
- Replies: 1
- Views: 878
1960 Croft
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:22 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Taylor
- Replies: 2
- Views: 907
1960 Taylor
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:22 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Fonseca
- Replies: 2
- Views: 914
1960 Fonseca
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:22 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Quinta do Noval
- Replies: 2
- Views: 890
1960 Quinta do Noval
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...
- 20:22 Sun 10 May 2026
- Forum: Port Tasting Notes
- Topic: 1960 Offley
- Replies: 2
- Views: 924
1960 Offley
We tasted 1960s at the age of 66 on Tuesday 14 th April 2026, at the Boot & Flogger , as organised by Neil . Links: Review ; TNs: 1960 Sandeman ; 1960 Offley ; 1960 Quinta do Noval ; 1960 Fonseca ; 1960 Taylor ; 1960 Croft ; 1960 Graham ; 1960 Warre Private Cellar ; 1960 Warre ; 1960 Dow ; 1960...