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Has anyone else noticed the proliferation of interweaving off-topic discussion across recently?

We have various very active threads that all seem to be merging into one huge ball of anarchy.

Is it only me who noticed that this all began when Daniel moved to Berlin?

You think I was holding it all together? You think I was a sort of spiritual fulcrum for the forum? A sort of forumfulcrum?

Or are blaming me again..?

I have a feeling Julian is on holiday. Correct?

djewesbury wrote:You think I was holding it all together? You think I was a sort of spiritual fulcrum for the forum? A sort of forumfulcrum?

Or are blaming me again..?

I make no judgement.

Perhaps the moral compass and the Sampson's flowing locks of the forum lie in Belfast?

djewesbury wrote:I have a feeling Julian is on holiday. Correct?

And AHB.

Who's in charge here?

Erm.. Hang on I know this one..

Is he in the wardrobe?

Shall we rename the forum while they're away?

djewesbury wrote:Erm.. Hang on I know this one..

Is he in the wardrobe?

I don't know, but when JDAW gets back he, whoever he is, will be strapped to the underside of the bed.

djewesbury wrote:Shall we rename the forum while they're away?

I knew it was you.

Ding-dong the witch is dead, we all sang together...

There you go folks, you heard it here first. I'm in charge.

Silly season starts here. New threads to be started tonight.

Please choose between:

• Have you ever noticed that the last glass of the second bottle tastes less memorable than the first glass of the first bottle? I can't remember..
• What 10YO do you sprinkle on your cornflakes?
• Tasting at Julian's while he's on holiday
• Do they have port in space? Derek's top tips for astronomical drinking.

Do your worst.

But remember, God is watching (Proverbs 15:3).

DRT wrote:Do your worst.

But remember, God is watching (Proverbs 15:3).

I am having the URL for that last comment carved on two stone tablets.

DRT wrote:Do your worst.

But remember, God is watching (Proverbs 15:3).

Does that make God somewhat of a voyeur? Does he judge me for my choice of beverage?

So many questions

DRT wrote:remember, God is watching (Proverbs 15:3).

So am I.

Aagghhhh!!

It was Owen who made the Golden Calf, honestly, I had nothing to do with it Julian! *cower and fawn*

And so endeth the lesson.

It was the looming face in his avatar. Just so … omniscient!

Omnipotent!

Omnipresent!

John 11:35.

PhilW wrote:John 11:35.

So did I.

djewesbury wrote:It was Owen who made the Golden Calf, honestly, I had nothing to do with it Julian! *cower and fawn*

Craven wretch! Fear not the green pen! For behold, the might of the red pen shall smite them!

Porty bible quotes? Amos 9:13.