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Aye Carumba!

So are you saying that Jacob will look like Gillian McKeith in 20 years time and that Tom looks like Nigella Lawson?

How much have you been drinking?

We could test that by inviting Nigela to a tasting and sitting her next to Tom to see if we can spot who is who?

{Tom would have to wear a low-cut blouse to make it a valid test}

Nigella does like to show off her cleavage. Or is that Tom? I can never tell them apart.

Um... I don't think that's Nigella Lawson... this is Nigella Lawson:
That could be an old picture of Nigella, I suppose, but the faces in the two pictures don't look the same to me.

Anne Hathaway, perhaps? But that does ruin the joke.

Glenn E. wrote:Um... I don't think that's Nigella Lawson...

is is definitely Nigella - you can see from the pic that it was taken at the Bruno film premiere - see eg: here and here for verification

Of course, some might say that Nigella's diet was also the likely reason she felt the need to don the infamous burkini...

So it is. The rest of the pictures in your second link do look correct... it's only the one used in the joke that looks like someone else to me, but it's clearly from the same series of pictures. Must just be the angle/light or something.

It's really a balancing act as this is what happens when you don't eat cows...


And this is what happens when you eat too much...