One quiz at a time

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Glenn E. wrote:The one he didn't like was raw?
He'll eat most creatures raw. But not plants. Plants need to be cooked. Or, better yet, left out.
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The one he didn't like had not been sufficiently cleaned and so contained sand/grit?
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djewesbury wrote:The one he didn't like was cooked à la Rockefeller.
"What a bizarre thing to do to oysters," says the man.
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Glenn E. wrote:The one he didn't like had not been sufficiently cleaned and so contained sand/grit?
You clean your oysters? Heretic.
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The one he didn't like had soy on it.
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Glenn E. wrote:The one he didn't like had not been sufficiently cleaned and so contained sand/grit?
No. Just shuck it and slurp.
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djewesbury wrote:The one he didn't like had soy on it.
"Tofu is the work of Satan."
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Glenn E. wrote:The one he didn't like had not been sufficiently cleaned and so contained sand/grit?
No. Just shuck it and slurp.
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The one he didn't like was a Pacific oyster?

(I know nothing about oysters. Slimey little devils. Sauté the little bar steward in butter, I say.)
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Sitting next to Her Indoors, we were discussing the art of being the question master. ‟You could be merciful”, I suggested. Answer: ‟No, this is fun.”

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The one he didn't like was too small.
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It was too briney?
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It was green, dry, and had the face of Adrian Bridge?
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djewesbury wrote:It was green, dry, and had the face of Adrian Bridge?
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djewesbury wrote:(Admin, feel free to delete!)
No! That counts as a guess!

He hurt himself opening it?
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He didn't hurt himself opening it?
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Wasn't too small. Wasn't too briney. And I don't know who Adrian Bridge is. Sorry!
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He was sad because it was the last one.

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The oyster man behind the counter shucked them all for us.
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SCP-DFF wrote:Wasn't too small. Wasn't too briney. And I don't know who Adrian Bridge is. Sorry!
Adrian Bridge is the greatest man in Oporto, by common consent.

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LGTrotter wrote:He was sad because it was the last one.
Yeah, he might have been a little bummed, but that wasn't the problem.
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I suppose the obvious must be asked, but politely...

It wasn't fresh?
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Glenn E. wrote:I suppose the obvious must be asked, but politely...

It wasn't fresh?
No. They all came out of the ocean one hour previously. So, all super fresh.
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It was inappropriately dressed (as in salad, not as in Janet Jackson).
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He chocked on the last oyster. That's why he didn't like it (the loud cough in front of all the other people in the restaurant embarrassed him).
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