“Port rehab†!

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[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=17757#p17752]Here[/url] A Good Nose wrote:Separarely and far more significantly: we should all be concerned about Glenn E.'s 'judgement of Paris'... Hilton. His proposition that she could be a "good to very good model" is deeply troubling, I think a spell in Port rehab is neccessitated
In the following post Glenn E. wrote:I will happily turn myself in for said rehab under the fine supervision of the Port Doctors in residence here on this forum!
“Port rehab†! Fantastic idea from A Good Nose. What happens in Port rehab? Are VP addicts re-introduced to tawny? Are Americans gradually weened away from infant vintages to the real thing? Please, in this thread post suggestions as to the workings of Port rehab.
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All of the above!

Although in my case I believe that Port Rehab is supposed to "correct" my view of Ms Hilton's potential, were she not redundantly famous.
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I believe that the first step in port rehab would be to remove from the patient all collapsible funnels hidden about their person.
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AHB wrote:I believe that the first step in port rehab would be to remove from the patient all collapsible funnels hidden about their person.
Corkscrews? Tongs? Coffee filters? Sabres? Wooden boxes containing a single glass of a preferred shape? Red checked shirts? Yes, those too.
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jdaw1 wrote:
AHB wrote:I believe that the first step in port rehab would be to remove from the patient all collapsible funnels hidden about their person.
Corkscrews? Tongs? Coffee filters? Sabres? Wooden boxes containing a single glass of a preferred shape? Red checked shirts? Yes, those too.
I think you guys are getting it backwards... my reading is that "Port Rehab" means "Drink More Port!"
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Glenn E. wrote:I think you guys are getting it backwards... my reading is that "Port Rehab" means "Drink More Port!"
Absolutely yes. But only under proper medical supervision. No more spontaneous help-yourself pop-and-pour type sloppiness.
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Does one of the Port rehab steps involve visiting the Porcelain god ? :oops:
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I believe that Port Rehab is designed to help you avoid visits to the Porceline god.

Though as it turns out, my stamina is better than I thought. I have now managed to quaff roughly half a bottle twice in the same weekend. So while I am clearly not as adept as others here, I can do better than I expected. :lol:
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