Happy Birthday Andre!

[LGTrotter]

Just noticed what the big day was of which you spoke. How dare you be so disgustingly young. A very happy birthday to you!

[djewesbury]

Good lord, I can't believe I missed this. Please accept the very best wishes for your birthday from Rachel and myself! Looking forward to seeing you soon.

[DRT]

Happy Birthday, Andre - it is good to know I am not the only youngster around here.

[LGTrotter]

Happy Birthday, Andre - it is good to know I am not the only youngster around here.

Yeah right.

[AW77]

Thank you all for your good wishes. I really appreciate this. I could not respond earlier, as I was held up by drinking a '97 Doisy Daëne (TN to follow).
If it was possible on the internet, I would buy you a drink to toast my birthday.

[djewesbury]

[DRT]

If it was possible on the internet, I would buy you a drink to toast my birthday.

I am pleased to report that it is indeed possible.

A few minutes ago a glass of Lagavulin 16 yr old mysteriously appeared beside me with a note pinned to it saying "Happy Birthday, Andre".

Miracles do happen.

[AW77]

If it was possible on the internet, I would buy you a drink to toast my birthday.

I am pleased to report that it is indeed possible.

A few minutes ago a glass of Lagavulin 16 yr old mysteriously appeared beside me with a note pinned to it saying "Happy Birthday, Andre".

Miracles do happen.

I'm glad to hear this. Especially since I didn't have to pay for this glass.

[LGTrotter]

You got the better deal, tesco 94 for me from the Andre drink fairy. Prost!

[jdaw1]

A few minutes ago a glass of Lagavulin 16 yr old mysteriously appeared beside me with a note pinned to it saying "Happy Birthday, Andre".

It shouldn’t have. You need to not die more than you need whisky.

[LGTrotter]

A few minutes ago a glass of Lagavulin 16 yr old mysteriously appeared beside me with a note pinned to it saying "Happy Birthday, Andre".

It shouldn’t have. You need to not die more than you need whisky.

Did the alarm sound in the life coach nerve centre or was it some subconscious call which told you Derek had been on the sauce?

[DRT]

A few minutes ago a glass of Lagavulin 16 yr old mysteriously appeared beside me with a note pinned to it saying "Happy Birthday, Andre".

It shouldn’t have. You need to not die more than you need whisky.

Did the alarm sound in the life coach nerve centre or was it some subconscious call which told you Derek had been on the sauce?

rumbled.

[AW77]

I did not know that there could be a quarrel during an online-birthday party. If you two have to fight, please go outside and come back when you get along well again.

[DRT]

I did not know that there could be a quarrel during an online-birthday party. If you two have to fight, please go outside and come back when you get along well again.

Well said, Andre. I am back at the party. JDAW needs to spend some time alone to reflect on his bad behaviour.

[LGTrotter]

I did not know that there could be a quarrel during an online-birthday party. If you two have to fight, please go outside and come back when you get along well again.

Well said, Andre. I am back at the party. JDAW needs to spend some time alone to reflect on his bad behaviour.

Now c'mon, we've all had a few drinks and are having a good time...

[DRT]

I did not know that there could be a quarrel during an online-birthday party. If you two have to fight, please go outside and come back when you get along well again.

Well said, Andre. I am back at the party. JDAW needs to spend some time alone to reflect on his bad behaviour.

Now c'mon, we've all had a few drinks and are having a good time...

Very true. I forgive him, but suspect it is not reciprocated. He is a hard task-master, for good reason.

[jdaw1]

for good reason.

Remind the audience of the blood-pressure score that caused your knee operation to be cancelled.

[DRT]

for good reason.

Remind the audience of the blood-pressure score that caused your knee operation to be cancelled.

221/131. Now averaging 134/87.

[jdaw1]

for good reason.

Remind the audience of the blood-pressure score that caused your knee operation to be cancelled.

221/131. Now averaging 134/87.

“Now averaging” with or without pills to lower the BP?

[LGTrotter]

221/131!

Seriously that is quite remarkable. I am now a fully signed up deputy to save our Derek campaign.

[DRT]

“Now averaging” with or without pills to lower the BP?

Now not about to have a stroke.

[DRT]

221/131!

Seriously that is quite remarkable. I am now a fully signed up deputy to save our Derek campaign.

Thank you. I need supporters.

I had no idea. The nurse went whiter than her uniform. It was a very lucky game of golf that damaged my cartilage.

[AW77]

To calm things down I would like to say that Julian really seems to be fond of Derek. Otherwise he wouldn't go to such lengths to change him for the better.

[DRT]

Julian really seems to be fond of Derek

Steady on old chap!

[LGTrotter]

He's your grrrlfriend and you lurve him...