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Geeks
There have been a few references to geeks on this site.
When does an intelligent and civilised interest in the means by which one can become sedately plastered, or overtired and emotional, turn into geekiness. Is it catching? Is it just a matter of perspective? Are we all in denial?
I'm no geek, and I'm sure none of you are either, but how do you spot one?
John
When does an intelligent and civilised interest in the means by which one can become sedately plastered, or overtired and emotional, turn into geekiness. Is it catching? Is it just a matter of perspective? Are we all in denial?
I'm no geek, and I'm sure none of you are either, but how do you spot one?
John
Here's a few examples of how your interest is becoming that keen, we may need another name for you (Even if you dont like Geek)
You start to invent your own labels
You have a collection of 'glued back together' corks from your favourite bottles
You know the weather forecast for the Douro, everyday during the Harvest Season
Any more for any more????
Alan (I'll put my Tin Hat on and get ready!)
You start to invent your own labels
You have a collection of 'glued back together' corks from your favourite bottles
You know the weather forecast for the Douro, everyday during the Harvest Season
Any more for any more????
Alan (I'll put my Tin Hat on and get ready!)
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More qualifying activities:
- collecting empty port bottles
- excessive attention to decanting times
- production of tasting mats for offlines around the globe
- collecting corks
- sniffing corks for no apparent reason
- 1985 vintage obsession
- inventing cork extraction methods involving hazardous technologies
- travelling around with a port glass in a wooden box at all times
- over-engineered cellar indexing schemes
- not being able to throw away empty OWC's
- a deep love of 3 piece bottles, especially those with large punts
- fill level obsession
- cork length obsession
- sediment consistency classification
- an unhealthy interest in cheese
- Morgan's 91 disease
- having Noval Nacional grapes in your freezer
- tiddlywinks
- putting small sticky labels on the back of each bottle detailing where and when bought
- chalk mark love
- stencil font obsession
- inability to comprehend the use of unbranded corks
- is there really any need for me to go on?
"The first duty of Port is to be red"
Ernest H. Cockburn
Ernest H. Cockburn
Three out of twenty-three: needs work.
Three out of twenty-three: needs work.
Coughing
Conky wrote:Which 3 are you coughing to?
Derek T. wrote:
- production of tasting mats for offlines around the globe
- 1985 vintage obsession
- tiddlywinks
The non-hyphenated twenty-three was presumably just to test me.Derek T. wrote:Thirteen out of twenty three: Needs help.
You suffer from at least one more of those listed. It was entered in the list with you in mind but Jdaw surpringly claimed it for himself.
More for the list are:
More for the list are:
- attaching the top of embossed lead capsules to extracted corks
- reconstrucing corks using glue
- reconstructing corks using the more traditional and ecologically friendly method of wooden cocktail sticks
- inserting photographs of capsules, corks, labels and wine in tasting notes threads
- excessive linking of BB threads
- embolding of salutation and signature of posts
- obsession with old bottles of cheap port
- hatered of plastic capsules
- a desire to cut the punt out of a port bottle with a James Bond style diamond-tipped device to retrieve a pushed-in cork (honestly, I couldn't believe what I was hearing )
- keeping a pressed, dried grape skin from the Nacional lagare in your TN book
- keeping an unwashed glass in your kitchen from which you and some friends tasted the juice from the Nacional lagare in Oct 2006
"The first duty of Port is to be red"
Ernest H. Cockburn
Ernest H. Cockburn
I thought is was worth highlighting this one again:
Derek
- a desire to cut the punt out of a port bottle with a James Bond style diamond-tipped device to retrieve a pushed-in cork (honestly, I couldn't believe what I was hearing)
Derek
"The first duty of Port is to be red"
Ernest H. Cockburn
Ernest H. Cockburn
Derek
You know I cant spell. And my grandma is shocking!
But your also going to have to put up with my batteries going in my cordless keyboard. The first sign of that, is the odd letter doesn't come out.
And while I'm on, you still haven't explained my guess was legit! Or have your batteries been going as well?
Alan
You know I cant spell. And my grandma is shocking!
But your also going to have to put up with my batteries going in my cordless keyboard. The first sign of that, is the odd letter doesn't come out.
And while I'm on, you still haven't explained my guess was legit! Or have your batteries been going as well?
Alan
to help the readers’ navigation
Guilty.Derek T. wrote:
- inserting photographs of capsules, corks, labels and wine in tasting notes threads
I suspect this is aimed at me, even if falsely and unfairly. I cross link, but only where appropriate, to help the readers’ navigation.Derek T. wrote:
- excessive linking of BB threads
You might have also added:
- giving every post an appropriate title;
- banning the washing of glassware by the wife, previous houseguests and even the cleaning woman;
Jdaw1,
Most of your comments are noted and accepted, but you're not getting off that easy on the excessive linking, Just take another look at the F-Plan TN's (which I have declined to link here on the grounds it would weaken my argument) and tell me I'm wrong.
Alan, I agree, Your batteries are definitley running low
Derek
Most of your comments are noted and accepted, but you're not getting off that easy on the excessive linking, Just take another look at the F-Plan TN's (which I have declined to link here on the grounds it would weaken my argument) and tell me I'm wrong.
Alan, I agree, Your batteries are definitley running low
Derek
"The first duty of Port is to be red"
Ernest H. Cockburn
Ernest H. Cockburn
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We still haven't started a thread on glass-washing techniques
That should give a hint.
Going to Asda at least once a week to see if they have any Warre's LBV at £5 per bottle again. Or Dow's Tawny.
Going to the Port section in every supermarket every time in the vain hope that something new may have turned up. Staring balefully at all the shelves for at least five minutes hoping that you'd missed something.
Checking wine-searcher.com every day.
An obsession with where those three port glasses went when you moved house.
That should give a hint.
Going to Asda at least once a week to see if they have any Warre's LBV at £5 per bottle again. Or Dow's Tawny.
Going to the Port section in every supermarket every time in the vain hope that something new may have turned up. Staring balefully at all the shelves for at least five minutes hoping that you'd missed something.
Checking wine-searcher.com every day.
An obsession with where those three port glasses went when you moved house.
There's another one! But is that Geeky behaviour? If it is I'll now definitely admit to two.admin wrote:Going to the Port section in every supermarket every time in the vain hope that something new may have turned up. Staring balefully at all the shelves for at least five minutes hoping that you'd missed something.
Alan
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