The Five Word Novel

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The maiden's Father burst through
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with the younger port, decanted,
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in one hand and the
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tray of glasses in the
Top Ports in 2023: Taylor 1896 Colheita, b. 2021. A perfect Port.

2024: Niepoort 1900 Colheita, b.1971. A near perfect Port.
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other. "Ahh, old Taylor!" exclaimed
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the Baron, "Where have you
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put my tasting note book?"
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. "The wardrobe, if you dare
"The first duty of Port is to be red"
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look inside!"

Meanwhile, down at
Top Ports in 2023: Taylor 1896 Colheita, b. 2021. A perfect Port.

2024: Niepoort 1900 Colheita, b.1971. A near perfect Port.
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a remote quinta along the
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So far, Team :tpf: wrote:Having decanted the older port, Baron Forrester decided that he should fill his pockets with Cockburn 1847 branded corks. He, much to his mother’s dismay, had not cleaned his bedroom of empty bottles and pipes before going to see his wine cellar and its skeletons. But what he found instead was that the door to the cork room was wide open, with an intriguing smell of an old Taylor colheita coming from behind an ancient wardrobe with a glass door. Long ago the glass had been painted black inside so the equipment inside was hidden, but the corking machine was making a strange groaning sound. ‟The younger port: where did he put it?" groaned the young maiden as she was watched quietly by the Baron. The maiden's Father burst through with the younger port, decanted, in one hand and the tray of glasses in the other. "Ahh, old Taylor!" exclaimed the Baron, "Where have you put my tasting note book?" . "The wardrobe, if you dare look inside!"

Meanwhile, down at a remote quinta along the
Rio Torto, the drunken Bishop
"The first duty of Port is to be red"
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was entertaining a young impressionable
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policeman with stories of magical
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double magnums of Dow 1878,
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served by vestal virgins in
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a wide range of Riedel
Top Ports in 2023: Taylor 1896 Colheita, b. 2021. A perfect Port.

2024: Niepoort 1900 Colheita, b.1971. A near perfect Port.
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glassware. The policeman was confused
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about why so many glasses
Top Ports in 2023: Taylor 1896 Colheita, b. 2021. A perfect Port.

2024: Niepoort 1900 Colheita, b.1971. A near perfect Port.
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were being so obsessively re-washed.
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"Ah!" sighed the man with
Top Ports in 2023: Taylor 1896 Colheita, b. 2021. A perfect Port.

2024: Niepoort 1900 Colheita, b.1971. A near perfect Port.
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the map, "Follow! I know
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where the Old Taylor is
Top Ports in 2023: Taylor 1896 Colheita, b. 2021. A perfect Port.

2024: Niepoort 1900 Colheita, b.1971. A near perfect Port.
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. Into the boat, quickly!". Baron
"The first duty of Port is to be red"
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Forrester spotted the boat sailing
Top Ports in 2023: Taylor 1896 Colheita, b. 2021. A perfect Port.

2024: Niepoort 1900 Colheita, b.1971. A near perfect Port.
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, port tack beating into the
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