I’m about to die

[jdaw1]

I just ate some green leaves I’m about to die. Help help what’s the antidote? Would a 6cl container of GC80 be sufficiently powerful to neutralise the poisons?

[Glenn E.]

Well that depends. Where they useless shrubbery, or could they be rationalized as honorary meat? (I.e. green onions or other greenery used in the preparation of delicious meat dishes.)

Regardless, I believe a GC80 will at least serve to provide you a temporary stay. Additional medication may be required on a daily basis, however.

[jdaw1]

Useless shrubbery.

[DRT]

I just ate some green leaves

Firstly, you deserve what is coming to you for being so stupid. Things started to go horribly wrong on this front when you ate that hideous mushy spinich thing in the Portugal a few days ago.

Here is what you need to eat/drink to save yourself:

1. 0.5kg of alomst raw cow
2. 3 litres of water (therby requiring you to drink 750ml of Port to comply with Turnbull's Law of Alcohol Equilibrium)
3. Total abstinence from all things that either do or once had roots (excluding potatoes) for a period of 1 month


Derek

[Andy Velebil]

Your supposed to smoke it not eat it! newbies, sheesh

[KillerB]

1. 0.5kg of alomst raw cow
2. 3 litres of water (therby requiring you to drink 750ml of Port to comply with Turnbull's Law of Alcohol Equilibrium)
3. Total abstinence from all things that either do or once had roots (excluding potatoes) for a period of 1 month


Derek

1. I am about to eat 0.25kg of raw cow;
2. I have a bottle of red stuff, not necessarily Port ;
3. I wasn't expecting to eat Kunta Kinte anyway

I accept that this doesn't help Julian.