Innocent abroad

[Overtired and emotional]

I took the train to work today. Waiting to buy my ticket, I overheard a suit (tieless), carrying a beautiful briefcase, ask for a single return ticket. To his credit, the booking clerk/station master refrained from making the man wait until he worked out what he ought to say.

[Conky]

Is that a bit like the bloke who asked the Ticket Seller in the Rail Ticket Office for a return ticket.
"Certainly Sir", replied the Ticket Seller, "Where to?"
"Back here" came the riposte!

[Glenn E.]

My poor American brain is failing to see the joke here... isn't a return ticket another name for a round trip ticket?

So a single return ticket would be, to quote a famous Hobbit, there and back again?

[g-man]

My poor American brain is failing to see the joke here... isn't a return ticket another name for a round trip ticket?

So a single return ticket would be, to quote a famous Hobbit, there and back again?

unless the brits meant .. to infinity and beyond?

[DRT]

Single = one way

Return = round trip

American humour = ?

[jdaw1]

Just one return ticket, please, as today I am travelling alone.

Might be said as ‟single return”.

Sighs.