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It takes less effort to do this '...' than this '!' no matter which way you try it. I have no intention of using the ASCII character just to keep jdaw happy, especially as it is meant just to indicate an omission. I cannot be bothered with the ASCII dash either, you will always get a hyphen from me, and if you don't understand then there is something seriously wrong. Neither of these are available on a standard typewriter, so stuff 'em.
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On a Mac option-; which is two key presses not three.

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On a Mac option-; which is two key presses not three. :-)
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Jdaw1

Why would you want Flush Dots? There's only really Robert Bringhurst pushing for them.
I also hope you also dont mind the 4 dot ellipse, when its the end of the sentence.
I suspect your getting to wrapped up in the Chicago Manuel of Style, and its recommendations. Which is fine as it is one of THE reference books...on the usuage of American English!
(I hope you paused at the ellipse for effect?)

Of course I prefer the mother tongue. I cant spell, or use apostrophe's, but I do prefer our Styling.

:lol: Alan :lol:
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Conky wrote:...I suspect your getting to...
Now that is just deliberately provocative for poor old Julian!

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Missing an apostrophe doesn’t reduce my stress.
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[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=2655#2655]Here[/url] Conky wrote:I still cant get my head round why every drink starts at 50!

Whats all that about?
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[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=2852#2852]Here[/url] Conky wrote:Bloody Hell! We've got Jdaw1 on Apostrophe's, Uncle Tom and KillerB on spelling! Have I signed up to a Book Club or something.
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[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=2797#2797]Here[/url] Conky wrote:You do know your on about Northen Portugal!!!
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[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=2726#2726]Here[/url] Conky wrote:Now dont laugh. But they did make Port in the 1800's. And to me it sounded Portuguese-ish!

If the clue Portuguese House, doesn't mean a name that sounds Portuguese, I'm seriously barking up the wrong tree. But as my Avatar will confirm... Dont Push Me!!!
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[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=2886#2886]Here[/url] Conky wrote:Its a fact from their site. Surprised me. Anyone fancy throwing in a similar offbeat question, that wont need the Brain of Britian,
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That’s seven in a row for Conky. He is hereby declared the ‟winner”, and exempted from quotation except for the most heinous crimes (as defined by me).
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jdaw1 wrote:
That’s seven in a row for Conky. He is hereby declared the ‘winner’, and exempted from quotation except for the most heinous crimes (as defined by me).
I've finally won something!!! :D
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Welcome back, jdaw. Its good to see you're back on the case.
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[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=3140#3140]Here[/url] Derek T. wrote:it has been disturbed from it's 3 year slumber
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Squashing a wasp’s what, one wonders?
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Derek T.: Friday's are bad for me

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Girl Friday’s whats are bad for you? Do we really want to be told? Probably not.
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Derek T.: “Chinese Girls Beer†

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A beer made from Chinese girls? Or maybe a Chinese beer made from girls of indeterminate nationality. Whichever, please share the recipe.
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Derek T. libels Michael Broadbent

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Whereas, checking sources,
Michael Broadbent wrote:its fragrance lingering in the glass for five hours.
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I will correct the error in Mr Broadbents text - the story of the Chinese Girl Friday I will leave for the Offline :lol:
"The first duty of Port is to be red"
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ligature “fi†

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If you want to be accurate (which I doubt you do) Broadbent uses the ligature ‟fi” rather than the typographically clunky ‟fi” in ‟five”, as, I’m sure you noted, did I.

You first correction did not quite catch this.
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