What shall I do with this bottle..?

Anything to do with Port.

What shall I do with this bottle?

Poll ended at 15:08 Wed 12 Sep 2007

Open it, drink thoughtfully, and report
5
63%
Keep it for next time someone asks me for a raffle prize
2
25%
Cook with it
0
No votes
Take it with me when I wind the church clock tonight, and hide it in the belfry
1
13%
 
Total votes: 8

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What shall I do with this bottle..?

Post by uncle tom »

A long time ago I acquired a bottle of Campbells Old Rutherglen Muscat as part of an auction job lot.

It got put into one of my kitchen cupboards - and forgotton about until I noticed it yesterday.

What shall I do with it?

- you decide...!

Tom
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Its a sweet fortified wine. Its your duty to try it, and dismiss it as 'un-Port like'.

Just have a Creamy, Spicey, tomatoey, peppery, pasta sauce bubbling at the time, and lob it in there if it's woeful. There's not only Spag Boll, you know! :D

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How come this has had over 30 views but only four votes.

Have we an army of lurkers out there?

C'mon now, don't be shy!

Tom :D
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Open it, drink thoughtfully, report, and then cook with it

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Because I wanted to say “Open it, drink thoughtfully, and report, and then cook with it†. But that’s two answers, not one.
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It should be OK, it costs £11.49 in Oddbins and it is made by the same people that make Isabella, which is wondrous nectar.

Drink up.
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Post by Andy Velebil »

I've had numerous bottles of this and I think I got one left. They are very raisiny and thick, and I do enjoy them, but very sweet like a PX and I can only drink a glass or so at a time.
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Can you guess which vote was mine?

If it tastes like PX, keep it for the next time you have a bad cough. Its much cheaper than Benalin!
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Post by Alex Bridgeman »

'Tis not a wine to my taste - its unctiously thick and sweet. Yuck.

<<shudder>> (can we have an emoticon for this?)

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Post by Luc »

Open It , drink It , then tell us , pray tell , why It would have gone down smooth with peanut butter . :shock: :shock:
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Post by uncle tom »

By popular demand, I will investigate the contents of this bottle this evening.

Will I match it with peanut butter?

CERTAINLY NOT!

- I loathe the stuff! :x

Tom
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O.K. , no more peanut butter & Port references . :( :(
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Dont worry Luc. Its not a Ban! Not even close.

But I have to admit. Love Peanuts, Really love Cashew Nuts, Hate Peanut Butter!

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Love Peanuts, Really love Cashew Nuts, Hate Peanut Butter

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Conky wrote:Love Peanuts, Really love Cashew Nuts, Hate Peanut Butter!
Seconded.
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Post by Luc »

Tx guys , once a Portonian always a Portonian . :)
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I love peanut butter. I have at least three jars on the go at once - crunchy, smooth and super smooth. I sometimes have an extra-crunchy as well. I use smooth for making satay sauce.

This is off-topic, isn't it? :oops:
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KillerB wrote:I love peanut butter. I have at least three jars on the go at once - crunchy, smooth and super smooth. I sometimes have an extra-crunchy as well. I use smooth for making satay sauce.

This is off-topic, isn't it? :oops:
What is satay sauce ?
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Luc wrote:
KillerB wrote:I love peanut butter. I have at least three jars on the go at once - crunchy, smooth and super smooth. I sometimes have an extra-crunchy as well. I use smooth for making satay sauce.

This is off-topic, isn't it? :oops:
What is satay sauce ?
It is a sauce made with peanuts that is used to marinade chicken and other things before being cooked. I think it is supposed to be a Chinese thing but probably something the bruta made up and called it Chinese cos we don't actually like authentic eastern food.

Basically, it is chicken and peanut butter on a stick which is BBQd

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It's bleedin' Indonesian. It's not marinaded in it, you do the sauce afterwards.

Apart from that - spot on.
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Is it really Indonesian or was it invented in a curry house in Chiping Norton and then accepted by the culinary-challenged British public as authentic?

Derek

PS: Chicken Tikka Masala was invented in Glasgow - honest :?
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I thought that it was Birmingham.

Nope - satays are definitely a South East Asian thing and the peanut sauce is Indonesian. Well, Malay. I held the Public Bank Berhad record for satays at one sitting. Sadly, the previous record-holder went out and broke it the next week leaving me no time to challenge.

33 btw, didn't know it was a record when I did it.
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So what constitutes "a Satay", in Guinness Book of Record terms?
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A satay is a stick with meat on it, marinated in stuff and barbecued, then covered in peanut sauce. Don't care about the GBofR, only customer site records.
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Hmmm, we need to go there - I think I could give that record a very good go :wink:
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Chicken Tikka Masala was invented in a London Restaurant, (Who's name escapes me) by an early Indian Cook, who was mithered by a late 60's/early 70's, regular customer. He spent good money, but it became clear he had a sweet tooth and had Tomato Sauce (Heinz-type) with everything.
The wily chef just kept on adding Tomato's and sugar, against all traditional cooking methods, and the dish was born. Wasn't long before others tried it, and our horrendous sweet tooth, got a grip. Remember the days when everyone had 3 and 4 tablespoons of sugar in our tea. And dentists were mad busy pulling rotten teeth out!
A few years ago, it was the most popular meal in Britian. God help us!

Alan

PS. I presume you've all tried Chicken Tarka?
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Conky wrote:Chicken Tikka Masala was invented in a London Restaurant, (Who's name escapes me)
Wrong - Glasgow. I will bring the book with me tomorrow.

Derek
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