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I don't know which race is tighter , Derek v.s. Alan or Obama v.s. Hillary . . .

Too much ranting and the Big Detox dwindles away . .

Derek T. wrote:My Day 2 updated above - this is torture

Come on Conky, what have you had today?

Derek

I feel a competition coming on . . .

Bienvenue !!
A part from living in crap , your occupations are to die for . . .

In that case , what should be the criteria to enter the hall ?

Is your rant not the result of the BIG DETOX ?

Julian , weren't you afraid of permanent shrinkage !!

Is It possible that apostrophe crimes have taken a life of there own ?
Should an Apostrophe Crime Forum be created ?
Has the Apostrophe crime thread achieved a Collective Port wisdom ?
Find out in the next episode of The Big Apostrophe !!

Alan , say It Isn't so !!!!
The BIG DETOX . . . ( what would Rodin say ? )

Salut et bienvenue , maybe some of Alan's humour will rub off .

Bonne année Roy , glad you could make It out of the shadows .

There isn't much Delaforce , Croft or Ferreira up here . .

What was I thinking !!
Gramma got run over by a raindeer . . .

AHB wrote:Does it also have a grammar checker, specifically an apostrophe checker?

Why would you need a grandma checker ?

Félicitations !!

Alan , such an indept analysis deserves something or other .
Unfortunately at the present time I' at a loss for words .
Anyway , tx for clearing things . . .

Also had : Warres 1986 colheita after family meal .
30 minutes later , I blew chunks !!

Salut Laurent et bienvenue !!

gonzo , I assume that"cods wollop" is the equivalent to cow patty's . . .

Drank on the 24th : Kopke 30yr old colheita with my parents ( mom loves her Port ) , my 2 brothers and sister also .

Félicitation , Julian !!

Auguste Rodin would " think" the occasional smiley palatable .

Salut Ray . . .
Probably wont be seeing you at the next offline , but then again , I probably wont be at the next offline .

Salut et bienvenue . . .
Dont be shy , any questions regarding Port , Peanut butter , Phylloxera , cheese , we also enjoy the odd joke . . .

We dont bite , we just decant !!

Felicitation !!
Two Portonians under one roof . . . bliss indeed !!